Conversion Table:

* Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
* 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
* 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
* Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond
* Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
* Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =Knotfurlong
* 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
* Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
* 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahertz
* Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
* Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
* 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
* 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
* 52 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
* 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 100 rations = 1 C-ration
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
* 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Cornell University Hospital = 1 IV League
* 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon

I thought that was the shortest distance between two puns.

I found this while looking for what knuts and galleons are equivalent to and didn't think it got as much play as it should have.

That being said,

lol

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Hahaha

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa