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Tomar_Webber
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Post subject:  Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:15 pm |
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Location: Jolly Olde England
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or someones parked their car on it when you open it
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Ray
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:50 pm |
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it could become the hp server base of opperation!
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RaginCajun
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:55 pm |
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Location: Right behind you
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We could all move in, and make our own working, living society.
Then everyone would just have to bring their own computer's so we could all play HP until the wee hours of the morning. We wouldn't even need jobs, just send out small raid parties out 3 a.m. and steal cattle, then come back and sacrifice them and roast them over spits.
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kimikat
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:31 pm |
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Location: In a bush waiting for you to be alone so that I can throw a ninja star..wait.. BAH!I told u my plan!
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Nikblade wrote: Am I the only one here who'd buy it if I had the money, just to set up
a conference desk to sit at the head of, cackling madly?
Lmao. You're a nutter, Niki. You'd also need a slave- I mean errr.. secretary.. yea.. thats what I meant. _________________ 
"Yeah, I know. You're smart, afterall  Smart and sweet. That's one hell of a chick for ya right there.."
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Narn
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:45 pm |
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Seril_Kane wrote: We could all move in, and make our own working, living society.
Then everyone would just have to bring their own computer's so we could all play HP until the wee hours of the morning. We wouldn't even need jobs, just send out small raid parties out 3 a.m. and steal cattle, then come back and sacrifice them and roast them over spits.
That's what one raid party does. The other robs every gamer in the state, then sells the games over ebay to pay off the mortgage.
When every game has been drained from Washington, we start doing email scams, claiming to sell body-sized Master Chief suits, and sending Barney costumes instead.
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Felien
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:27 pm |
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kimikat wrote: Lmao. You're a nutter, Niki. You'd also need a slave- I mean errr.. secretary.. yea.. thats what I meant.
Don't worry, he likely has one already. >.>
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JBMT
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:35 pm |
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I bet the taxes and insurance would be murderous. Of course, I guess you could always not pay, and then dare them to come and collect....
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RaginCajun
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:53 pm |
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Location: Right behind you
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Hahaha, just have a hazard sign around your doorbell, and a few missiles in the waiting room.
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Narn
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:17 pm |
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Or program the doorbell so when you push it, four rotating blades come out and slice your finger off.
A guillitine hanging from the roof.
If they kick in the door, layer the floor with mousetraps. Leave no space open.
If they get past that, have strings that when pulled (when they walk forward) set off shotguns on the ceiling.
Have electricity running through the doorknob.
Modify one of the silos so when you walk in, you just fall..No floor or anything. Just fall into the world's largest Blendtc Blender, which is capable of blending CROWBARS at a normal size.
Then just have hydraulic motion sensors shoot knives if they get past that.
Oh, and layer the entire place with strobe lights so they eventually go epileptic.
Owned.
{Crowbar being blent - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ifzdez7FRbk}[/url]
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kimikat
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:20 pm |
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Location: In a bush waiting for you to be alone so that I can throw a ninja star..wait.. BAH!I told u my plan!
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Felien wrote: Don't worry, he likely has one already. >.>
Good point
Oh, and Narn... you're a nutter too... _________________
"Yeah, I know. You're smart, afterall Smart and sweet. That's one hell of a chick for ya right there.."
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Felien
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:25 pm |
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Narn wrote:
False advertizing! He blent no crowbar. Merely some cellphones. >.>
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Narn
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:31 pm |
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Sagira
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:36 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:00 am
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Location: Hiding under the desk.... (in Canada)
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Okay, I don't have the money to contribute....
But if I did, I'd SO be inviting people to go live gaming. 
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Bread crusts are directly responsible for all forms of evil. - Elan the bard
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Nikblade
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:30 am |
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Felien wrote: Don't worry, he likely has one already. >.>
No. =/ And nobody's responded to my wanted ads. *Sighs.* Nobody
wants to be my slave.
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Blubie
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:03 am |
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I'll be your slave. 
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