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 Post subject: Weird Wizarding Dilemmas and Their Solutions
 Post Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:09 am 
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What sort of thing -would- be a weird wizarding dilemma, and how would it be solved?


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Oozing tentacled moboross is stealing from your children's closets?

Automatic Cleaning charm causing broom and mop to salsa dance
uncontrollably in the attic?

Etc etc...

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Hostile cleaning products..Jelly Monsters...Broomsticks that turn into snakes when exposed to heat...Doors that grow toenails?

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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:03 pm 
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Elmette wrote:
Hostile cleaning products..Jelly Monsters...Broomsticks that turn into snakes when exposed to heat...Doors that grow toenails?


Okay. What's the solution to hostile cleaning solutions? xD

Jelly monsters. Hm. We've seen those. I'd say make a truck load of toast, and throw a party.

Broomsticks that turn to snakes when exposed to heat? Toss 'em in the freezer?

Doors that grow toenails... >.> That sounds like a transfiguration that went seriously bad. <.<


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 Post Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:10 pm 
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Solution to all of these? England ==> London ==> The Ministry of Magic ==> Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophies ==> The Accidental Magic Reversal Squad

Seem logical to you all? And, if they happen to be busy, flap your hands wildly and spin around in little circles. Always helps in a crisis. ALWAYS

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 Post Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:58 pm 
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Uhm. I created this topic because of the book of the same title floating about in the bookstores and library.

Thought it'd be fun to have a topic, where we could fill up the book with weird problems and their solutions, for the sake of humor. Ministry involvement should be the last resort for a resourceful witch or wizard.


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In that case, switch plan (B) flap your hands wildly and spin around in little circles. with plan (A) The Accidental Magic Reversal Squad.

If flapping your hands doesn't work, you really are totally buggered.

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